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\u00abDeme mis pastillas de la tensi\u00f3n, esas que son blancas y redondas\u00bb. \u00ab\u00bfUsted cree que si me tomo una copita de orujo con estas p\u00edldoras tendr\u00e9 muchos efectos perversos?\u00bb. \u00abAnda bonita, si no tienes ning\u00fan term\u00f3metro empezado s\u00e1came uno nuevo y de aqu\u00ed a un rato te lo devuelvo impecable\u00bb. S\u00ed, cr\u00e9aselo. Estas son solo algunas de las frases habituales que pueden escucharse en la farmacia de la Boticaria Garc\u00eda. Reales como la vida misma y pronunciadas por personajes tan peculiares como el Paciente Cotilla, el Paciente con Dentadura Postiza, la Madre Primeriza, la Paciente Beauty, el Ni\u00f1o de los Recados\u2026 \u00a1Todos ellos creyendo que siempre tienen raz\u00f3n! Y al otro lado del mostrador, encomend\u00e1ndose al Santo Job para poder atenderles como se merecen, el Farma-rural, la Farmapija, el Farmahierbas, el Farmatuitero\u2026 En este divertid\u00edsimo libro su autora, Mari\u00e1n Garc\u00eda \u2014conocida como Boticaria Garc\u00eda tras el \u00e9xito de su blog, con m\u00e1s de 100.000 visitas mensuales\u2014, ha recopilado las an\u00e9cdotas m\u00e1s disparatadas para ofrecer a los lectores una radiograf\u00eda de la parroquia que desfila por las farmacias espa\u00f1olas. Una visi\u00f3n de los usos y costumbres de esa clientela que da patadas al vadem\u00e9cum pero, eso s\u00ed, alegra los d\u00edas de quienes trabajan de cara al p\u00fablico.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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